I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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