i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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