So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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