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You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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