Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
These tits shall not be calmed
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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