just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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