oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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