Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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