if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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