I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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