Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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