Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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