She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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