You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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