She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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