She said her name was "party"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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