Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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