Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Randomize
