So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.