He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.