Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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