North Korea, Best Korea!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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