Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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