I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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