i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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