I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
