Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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