school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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