i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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