so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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