This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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