they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
