Christians are straight up FREAKS
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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