i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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