yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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