i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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