we have officially lost it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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