white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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