Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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