can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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