I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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