Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize