just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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