yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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