But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.