Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My ass is underappreciated
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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