Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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