Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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