Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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