youre lurking in front of me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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