dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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