the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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