is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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