Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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