Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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