she woke up with a sticky ear
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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