You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you had me at cake vodka
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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