Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize