idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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