Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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